Grandest of the Grand Marquis'

"offroadkarter" (04RauderDTR)
06/23/2014 at 18:06 • Filed to: LOLCARS

Time to go rip some sick 17 sec 1/4 mile times.

DISCUSSION (25)

crowmolly > offroadkarter
06/23/2014 at 18:08

Kinja'd!!!

Doesn't look like a 17 second car's tire to me...

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > offroadkarter
06/23/2014 at 18:09

What the devil?

offroadkarter > crowmolly
06/23/2014 at 18:11

whats it look like to you, 19 second car?

crowmolly > offroadkarter
06/23/2014 at 18:17

Did you see this thing in person? I'm not sure if it's a total dog or not. Looks like there's a cutoff switch and roll bar there too.

But the lack of roll cage with that chute is a head scratcher.

T5Killer > crowmolly
06/23/2014 at 18:20

I had DR 315s on my 15 sec Mustang for a while. People thought it was a rocket ship because of the tires when it was a complete DOG.

T5Killer > offroadkarter
06/23/2014 at 18:23

Funny this guy didn't need wheelie bars, a chute and aluminum wing...

Takuro Spirit > offroadkarter
06/23/2014 at 18:31

Why... WHY does this shit get let into car shows?

offroadkarter > Takuro Spirit
06/23/2014 at 18:34

I think more car shows should have two lots. Call it "whats hot" and "whats not"

offroadkarter > T5Killer
06/23/2014 at 18:35

Thats because Marty actually knows what he's doing, which is why he owns a performance shop in GA called Mo's speed shop.

offroadkarter > crowmolly
06/23/2014 at 18:36

If I put a wheelie bar and drag radials on my lifted bronco, would you say "hey I bet that thing is fuckin fast!"

One of my friends took these pics, I'm sure if the car had some built and blown 427 under the hood he would have told us. Its just domestic rice, nothing else. Look at the gas station special tires on the front of it!

T5Killer > offroadkarter
06/23/2014 at 18:37

Genius idea!

Takuro Spirit > offroadkarter
06/23/2014 at 18:37

I know a lot of shows get specific and will ban certain types of cars from attending (i.e. No 1990+ cars, no lowrider trucks, etc) and this is why.

But if you open your doors to everyone, everyone who thinks they have a car worthy of a trophy will enter.

crowmolly > offroadkarter
06/23/2014 at 18:40

I know a guy who had an 8 second Thunderbird that looked worse than this. Pep boys shitass fronts and MTs out back isn't that uncommon either. I ran that combo for a year.

There's a 95% chance that this is total domestic rice, no question. I guess I'm not used to seeing chutes and wheelie bars on poser cars.

offroadkarter > crowmolly
06/23/2014 at 18:42

he has a fake carb scoop inlet molded to a heat extractor cowl hood I figured that would be enough of an inclination

offroadkarter > Takuro Spirit
06/23/2014 at 18:45

The only show I go to where shit like this doesn't roll in is caffeine and carburetors in CT, because its such a up class area, theres no plebs for miles to roll in with something like this.

offroadkarter > T5Killer
06/23/2014 at 18:46

meanwhile I'm cutting low 12's on 265 street tires haha

Takuro Spirit > offroadkarter
06/23/2014 at 18:50

It is fun to laugh at the people who bring the ONLY modded Subaru or Civic to a show full of classics and hot rods with a sprinkling of exotics.

You have to wonder what they are thinking.

offroadkarter > Takuro Spirit
06/23/2014 at 18:51

I do it all the time, I go up to every stanced subaru and VW and ask "Hey, aren't you Richard Simmons?"